Do you ever scream
something at your kid and then afterwards think, “Did I seriously just say
that?” Kids don’t only say the darndest
things; they make their parents say the darndest things too.
The odd and unusual things
I have said to my children over the past week:
“You cannot lie about saying your prayers.”
“You cannot lie about saying your prayers.”
“Stop peeing on your
brother.”
“NO! You cannot pee there; they have a restroom
inside for a reason.”
“Yes, you are
grounded. You cannot say ‘You can’t
change me’ to your Kindergarten teacher.”
“There is no such thing
as a Booger Fairy. Your nose is full of
boogers because you have a cold.”
“Stop playing with and
eating your boogers, go get a Kleenex.”
“You are right; I don’t
know what it’s like to be 6 years old. I’m
sure it is very hard.”
“NO! You cannot fill the
bathtub up with slime.”
And of course…
“Stop pulling your
brother around the house. He’s a BABY
not a toy.”
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